UFC Commentator Joe Rogan Reacts To The Vince McMahon Sexual Abuse Scandal: 'Listen, If I Was His Lawyer...'

Joe Rogan and comedian Kurt Metzger recently weighed in on some of the many disturbing allegations against Vince McMahon. 

The former WWE chairman recently stepped away from the promotion and TKO due to a civil lawsuit filed against him. The suit alleges that McMahon and former WWE Head of Talent Relations John Laurinaitis perpetrated a variety of disturbing, sexually abusive practices against a woman McMahon brought into the company. 

McMahon reportedly failed to pay out all of the $3 million required for an NDA on the matter, leading to the suit being filed. Since then, many of the allegations have made their way into the public eye. 

'That's So Insane' - Joe Rogan

During a recent edition of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, Rogan and Metzger discussed one of the most disturbing allegations in the suit against Vince McMahon. 

During a sexual encounter between McMahon, his accuser, and another man, the former WWE head honcho allegedly defecated on the woman's head before demanding she continue the encounter without showering. 

Rogan joked that if he were McMahon's lawyer, he'd simply say that McMahon had a weak gut and couldn't control his bowel movements. 

"Listen, if I was his lawyer, I would say Vince is a wonderful man who respects women," Rogan said. "But he's got bad bowels."

When Metzger pointed out that McMahon demanded the encounter continue while he went off to shower, Rogan kept the joke running. He also noted the incredibly grim nature of the whole scenario. 

"Well he didn't want the party to be over just because he lost control of his bowels," Rogan said. "It seems very considerate of him, 'You guys finish up, I'm going to shower, I'm sorry'... Imagine having sex with someone with someone else's s**t on their hair while you're having sex. Smelling this guy's s**t, like, literally where your face is... That is so insane."