Tobias Harris has been a scapegoat and trade bait for the 76ers. Tuesday, he got sick of it.
Tobias Harris on his name being in trade rumors again: "Casual Sixers fans, they’ll trade me for a Crumbl Cookie. But at the end of the day, they have to realize that you’re not getting a 6-9 forward back who can damn near shoot 40 percent from 3 ... "(cont)
— Gina Mizell (@ginamizell) June 27, 2023
"...guard the other team’s best player, shoot, post up, drive and play 70+ games a year...I believe we have the right talent to be a championship team and we have the right pieces and the right culture. With a new coach, I’m excited for what we’re going to bring to the table."
— Gina Mizell (@ginamizell) June 27, 2023
The 12-year veteran is going into the final year of a five-year, $180M contract he signed in 2019. In four of his playoffs with Philly, they've lost in the second round, dropping a Game 7 in three of them. But overall, Harris has shot "damn near" 40% from three (37.3% as a Sixer) and missed no more than ten games a season.
Still, it was odd that he name-dropped Crumbl Cookies, the popular fresh-baked cookie chain. Unless you know that Harris is an ambassador for the Crumbl location in Wynnewood, Pennsylvania. And once Harris' comments went viral, the brand took advantage, offering a promotion if Harris wasn't traded this summer.
If @tobias31 stays with the @sixers everyone in Philly gets a free Crumbl cookie https://t.co/zE8JrNGE48
— Crumbl Cookies (@CrumblCookies) June 28, 2023
Was Harris lashing out in frustration, or was he simply driving engagement for his favorite cookie shop, which currently features a Wedding Cake cookie and a Galaxy Brownie? It could be a little of both, though Harris did refrain from saying the Sixers had the "right ingredients" to win a championship.
Besides, the team has made it clear that it would take a lot more than a Crumbl cookie to pry Harris loose — and even a dozen wouldn't do it. When the Cavaliers asked about Harris' availability, the Sixers quoted them a very high price.
The Sixers wanted a package of Jarrett Allen, Evan Mobley, and a draft pick for Tobias Harris, per @PompeyOnSixers pic.twitter.com/8Tmw94Gjab
— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) June 24, 2023
That's an All-Star center and the runner-up in the Rookie of the Year vote in 2022. Clearly, that's a half-baked trade idea.
The Phoenix Suns also reportedly asked about Harris, but with Philadelphia's high asking price it's no wonder those negotiations crumbled.
Harris might be slightly overpaid as a basketball player at $39M. But as a cookie ambassador, he's worth every penny.
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